Bekki's things

Bekki,

I have been considering changes for you. I want you to put together a kit that you will carry with you every day. It will contain everyday essentials for you. What I want from you is a list of what you think it should have in. I'm fascinated.

Sir.

Soooo oh this is like sooo hard i can think of lots of things that i shud hav. Heer is like a list that I hav come up wiv but maybe there is more stuff i shud always carry?

1. purse
2. i.d.
3. fone
4. lipsil
5. lip gloss
6. keys

im sure thats not enuff and sir will totally be annoyed!

 

 

Updatey!

Sooo... uh... I hav like totaly been all sick and curled up with Mayci and goin 2 hospital and stuff and its been like totaly horrid but i am better now so thats good!!

Sir has been very nice abot it all but he uh... sed ther will be sum kind of reckonin wich makes me very scared. i think this might be like a big thing and a major change and stuff!!! I get 2 find out wat it is on the 1st of jan and so i hav like an entyr week to uh.. gess wat it might be!!!!!

<3 Bekki <3

Vo... words

Bekki,

No, you don't know the word "Iconic". In addition, no word longer than four syllables... those are the sounds in words... unless it's used on the X-Factor a lot. Here are some other words that you might want to use that, in fact, you can't.

• Technical words. Too long, too complex. Particularly ones about computers.
• "No" - You can argue, evade, promise, wheedle, but never say "no".
• "Wrong" - You're not smart enough to judge.
• "Men" - always "boys".

 In addition, you should use at least one of "like" or "totally" in each sentence, have one "uh..." and no sentences of less than ten words, though feel free to randomly jam sentences that have little or nothing to do with each other together to reach the minimum length. 

Your friends can, of course, suggest other words and limitations. You may well end up with a very small vocabulary indeed. (That's a thing with words in, Bekki. No, not a dictionary).

Sir.

Thats uh... like so meen i not onlie cant spell properlee any more but i have 2 do all this stuff and sound so brainles!!! I have a degree and an educashion and uh... like all that other kind of stuf that meens i know how 2 do all this but now I cant!!!!

<3 Bekki <3

 

 

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Spellng

u may have notised a degrdation in the speling on my blog resently. this is why!!

Bekki,

After the incident with the sign, I have been considering your general level of spelling and I find it unacceptable. From now on in your blogs and emails, please ensure that at least one word in eight, and half of all five-letter or longer words are spelled incorrectly. Exceptions to this are your name, "boys", "fashion" and "clothes", which you may use freely.

More punctuation, too, please. The exclamation mark is particularly useful.

Sir 

this is vry hard!!!!!!!!

<3 Bekki <3

Oh...

Bekki,

One of the things you should know about me is that I'm quite good at counting, particularly when the number I'm counting to is "one". You are required to post two magazine reports a week, and I only count one for last week. 

 As this is your first offence, I will be lenient. I want a picture of you in an outdoors space, dressed acceptably and holding an appropriately apologetic notice. Before Sunday. And the magazine reports I am owed.

 Sir.

O.M.G!
<3 Bekki <3

 

 

OMG

Bekki,

I am concerned about your weight. You need to slim down noticeably. Below find the "Get in Shape, Girl" diet. It will do for a start, until you find another diet in a magazine.

1. Breakfast: Fruit only.
2. Lunch: Salad. No meat, no dressing, no cheese, no mayonnaise.
3. Dinner: You may eat what you wish, but when given the choice you should select no "Man" foods - no steak, pick chicken instead. It's not hard to work out the girliest choices on the menu.
4. Snacks: Carrot sticks. Dried fruit. You may have small amounts of chocolate, but you should look guilty when you eat it, and only have a couple of bites. You may chew as much gum as you like.
5. Drinks: Diet drinks, water. Occasional small white wine. No beer!
6. Exercise: Three times a week. You may swim or run. No weights, no rowing. The idea is to lose weight, not gain muscle.

 That shouldn't be too hard for you. Please report on your weight weekly.

Sir.

OMG. Thats like a full training program. And salads and fruit only?

<3 Bekki <3

On waking up

Good morning, Bekki.

Were you thinking that yesterday was just a bad dream? Or did you wake up and think "I am Bekki"? 

On your way into work today, you should buy a copy of "Shout", "Mizz", "Teen Now" or other teen-girl appropriate magazine. You should select it based on the free gift or a cute boy on the cover. 

Read it cover-to-cover, then write a report on it. Get used to this.

 Sir.

 That's so cool! I'm sure I won't feel embarrassed buying one of those!

Will I?

<3 Bekki <3

 

Punishments

Much better, Bekki.

Pink and hearts, that's my girl.

I want you to order the following things:

1. For best: 


2. For fun: 
   


3. For always: 
   

That last item should be always around your right ankle. Ensure that they are delivered to your work as soon as possible. Every time that you disappoint me, a new rule will be imposed. This is your second rule.

Sir

I just can't wait until that darling anklet arrives and I get to wear it always!
<3 <3 <3
Bekki

Oh...

As I expected, you have created the blog. That is good. 

It is nowhere near acceptable, though. Understand this, Bekki. You are a young-acting sixteen-year-old girl. You will always be this, inside, no matter what you appear to the outside world. Your blog should look like that of a young-acting sixteen-year-old girl. Make it so, or else. You should always sound like a sixteen-year-old girl.

You should also explain very clearly what you are, so that no-one mistakes what is happening to you.

Sir. 

I have made a cute banner and a background and it's full of hearts and boys and all the other things I love and I hope that pleases sir and anyone who looks and I'm sorry if I offended.

The font is all nice and proper and curvy.

The old "about" text said:

This is a blog written by Bekki.
I've been commanded by a mysterious man who emailed me anonymously to create it. I don't know what else he has in mind for me, but I'm worried.

I just know the new one is better.
<3 <3 <3
Bekki

Email from out of the blue.

Did you think you wouldn't get caught? Did you think you could parade yourself on those websites and nobody who knew you would ever see?

No. You don't get to know who I am. You can call me Sir. Not that you'll get to talk to me much. All you have to do is obey. Or your secret gets sent to everybody at that place you work, everybody that I know you know. All over facebook, google. Everywhere. 

You will signal your acceptance and submission to me by doing the following:

1. Set up a blog. I notice you have been calling yourself "Rebekah". It's a nice name, but it's too grown up for you. Your name is Bekki. You will call yourself, in that secret place in your head, "Bekki". You can call the blog "Bekki's New Life" and put it at http://goodgirlbekki.blogspot.com.I'll be looking for it being set up. Once it's there, there's no turning back.
2. You will post to it every day. You may miss up to three days a month, any more than that and you will be punished. Stop blogging for more than a week and your secret... isn't a secret any more. 
3. Set up an email address and make sure it is prominent on the blog. You must respond to any email sent to you, no matter how filthy.
4. Post every email I send to you to the blog. Commands, punishments... anything. You do not need to reply - I am not interested in what you have to say, just your publicly visible obedience.
5. Add some friends. Girls like you, that kind of thing. I know you know what I mean.

I'm sure you'll be able to do all that. Or you know what the consequences are. 

Welcome to your new life, Bekki. 

Sir.

 My name is Bekki, and this is my blog.