Welcome to Bekki's World

Hiya! I'm Bekki and this is my blog that Sir told me to write and I know I'm just going to adore keeping up to date.

I like boys and clothes and makeup and jewellery and celebs and gossip. I used to pretend like I was a grown up man but that was just a joke. 16 4 eva!

Email me at if u want to be friends or enemies or have anything to say to me or are a cute boy. I have to publish all emails sent to me but without names or addresses or stuff like that, unless people say not to.

i can also do mesaging and things at the saem adress or at wich is better.

Sir says that u can also email me to
1) Add stuff to my "rituals" list.
2) Give me one-off commands.
3) Add new rules.
4) Suggest new crushes.

i am sry abowt the speling wich is getting like werse i no but i dont hav enny choyce abowt it.
Showing posts with label Rituals. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Rituals. Show all posts

Monday, 17 October 2011

Rituals

Bekki,
You should be settling nicely into your new life now. I approve of the way that you seek out crushes and have adapted your language. Now I will lay out the things that you will do on a regular basis.
  1. Shave, remove bodyhair - every day. All of it.
  2. Moisturise - twice daily morning and night.
  3. Brush your hair - 100 strokes a day.
  4. Check for celebrity news - daily.
  5. Apply a clear coat of nail polish - daily.
  6. Wear panties (clean), tights, bra, vest top - every day except with permission.
  7. Remove built up nail polish - once a week ONLY.
  8. Produce a page of handwriting - three times a week.
  9. Buy and report on a magazine - twice weekly.
You may accept suggestions to be added to this list from your readership. I may request proof of any item at any time. Place this list prominently on your blog.
Sir.
That's so much! How am i sposed to keep up with all that? And more stuff to come!

<3 Bekki <3