Welcome to Bekki's World

Hiya! I'm Bekki and this is my blog that Sir told me to write and I know I'm just going to adore keeping up to date.

I like boys and clothes and makeup and jewellery and celebs and gossip. I used to pretend like I was a grown up man but that was just a joke. 16 4 eva!

Email me at if u want to be friends or enemies or have anything to say to me or are a cute boy. I have to publish all emails sent to me but without names or addresses or stuff like that, unless people say not to.

i can also do mesaging and things at the saem adress or at wich is better.

Sir says that u can also email me to
1) Add stuff to my "rituals" list.
2) Give me one-off commands.
3) Add new rules.
4) Suggest new crushes.

i am sry abowt the speling wich is getting like werse i no but i dont hav enny choyce abowt it.

Wednesday 28 December 2011

Pop knowlege!!!!

i have been working on impruving my pop knowlege (not my idea, lol) and soon i will have a quis on the 2011 uk number ones so i have bought them all and am like totally loving them.

except adele becos she is dull but 1d are like amazing and they light up my worled almost as much as <3 <3 the wanted <3 <3


Tuesday 27 December 2011

Twitter!!!

Bekki,
I understand that all girls your age are huge twitter addicts. Given you've deprived us of your company for so long, I think you should get one. Also, publicise your IM details to your readers.
Sir.
Ohhhh twitter is sooo cool i can get it on my fone and it is like sooo gr8t.

But... i dont no what 2 call my twitter thing at all!!! Shud i call it goodgirlbekki like the blog or sumthing else??? Help!!!!

my yahoo IM id is this...




sooo u can totally IM me when im on. my google mail address will like also werk as an mesage-tipe thing lol!

<3 Bekki <3
 
 

Monday 26 December 2011

Updatey!

Sooo... uh... I hav like totaly been all sick and curled up with Mayci and goin 2 hospital and stuff and its been like totaly horrid but i am better now so thats good!!

Sir has been very nice abot it all but he uh... sed ther will be sum kind of reckonin wich makes me very scared. i think this might be like a big thing and a major change and stuff!!! I get 2 find out wat it is on the 1st of jan and so i hav like an entyr week to uh.. gess wat it might be!!!!!

<3 Bekki <3

Friday 11 November 2011

Favorite Movie

I mustve watched Miley (so great) in Hannah Montana: the movie like six times this week! Sir told me 2 learn as much of it as i could so i really totally have the best of both wolds!!!!

its the greatest movie eva I swear and U know its totally trooo!!!!

Thursday 10 November 2011

Miley - soo gr8

Miley has been like my rollmodel for ages now becos she is gr8 and becos u voted for her!!!!

i hav been looking at this gr8 site called http://dresslikemiley.net wich has gr8 guydes for dressing like Miley!!! so i shall put together a Miley outfit and do my hair mileystile and it will look so good!!!!!! if u hav any Miley outfits and u thing i shud wear one then tell me!!!!

Wednesday 9 November 2011

Magazine Report: We *heart* Pop 12 Oct - 8 Nov

Free gift: 3 fruity tubes flavored lip gloss wich is like just the best free gift eva so far!!!
Cute boy on cover: not really picture of cher lloyd who is more like annoying than cute lol!
Good stuff: a like full page pic of Max from wanted <3 <3 <3 <3 hes so hawt!!!!!
Starz: Capricorn I shud like change my hairstile speak to that boy and pull myself togther!!!

i liked this mag becos it has great free gifts and lots of hawt pics of boys like JLS.


Tuesday 8 November 2011

All is meaningless and wo.

my worrld is over and i want to curl up and die. Frankie <3 has been meanlly kicked off of X-factor and the cutenes has gone.

Monday 7 November 2011

Reader Mail

Have you seen the American girl dolls?  Which one is you favorite?
I havent seen amercan girl dolls but i have looked on googel and they are like dolls!!!! i have totally grown out of dolls they are for yong girls not grownups like me!!!!

tho sir has got me to get like a bear and so I shud get U 2 say hello to Mayci who is my bed compa... friend til i get a boyf!!!
mayci!!! she is so pretty!

Sunday 6 November 2011

Magazine Report: Mizz Oct 27th - November 12th

Free gift: Kewt duo lip gloss in 2 shades of pink wich is just great!
Cute boy on cover: Frankie Cocozzo!!!!!!!

Goss: RPatt has been voted wolds hottest boy wich is rubish cos Taylor <3 is much hotter and he has been swiming with sharks wich is seriosly brave!!!!! Avril has a new sent out calld "wild rose" i should totaly get it.

Articals: My number1 member of wantd is Max thats so obvius anyway!!!!

Tips: good tips on usin blushr and I no what type i shuld use now.

Capricorn: I shuld tred carefuly becos arguments will not work for me so i shuld probly do what i am told. boys shold not be my priorty oh yeah some chance!!!!!

i like mizz it is full of good stuff and has some pics of boys!!!

Saturday 5 November 2011

Reader Mail


No update two days in a row, on a Friday and Saturday?
I think an outside apology photo, maybe with tears painted on your cheeks, would be appropriate...see what Sir thinks....

Ha! i am totally alloud 3 days off a month and if i like choose 2 use them at like the start thats fine!!!

Sir says:
You still owe me a photo for the sign issue.  I like the idea of tears.
so thats teling /you/ reader person for like oh... i am suposed 2 do it thank u for the suggeschon.

<3 Bekki <3

Wednesday 2 November 2011

Vo... words

Bekki,
No, you don't know the word "Iconic". In addition, no word longer than four syllables... those are the sounds in words... unless it's used on the X-Factor a lot. Here are some other words that you might want to use that, in fact, you can't.
  • Technical words. Too long, too complex. Particularly ones about computers.
  • "No" - You can argue, evade, promise, wheedle, but never say "no".
  • "Wrong" - You're not smart enough to judge.
  • "Men" - always "boys".
 In addition, you should use at least one of "like" or "totally" in each sentence, have one "uh..." and no sentences of less than ten words, though feel free to randomly jam sentences that have little or nothing to do with each other together to reach the minimum length. 
Your friends can, of course, suggest other words and limitations. You may well end up with a very small vocabulary indeed. (That's a thing with words in, Bekki. No, not a dictionary).
Sir.
Thats uh... like so meen i not onlie cant spell properlee any more but i have 2 do all this stuff and sound so brainles!!! I have a degree and an educashion and uh... like all that other kind of stuf that meens i know how 2 do all this but now I cant!!!!

<3 Bekki <3
 

 


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Tuesday 1 November 2011

Rolemodel Candidate #4: Selena Gomez

Selena
Name: Selena Gomez
Age: 19
Famos for: Acting and Singing
Style: Classy, sexy but teen apropriote. Like Lucy Hale she is dark hared and dark eyed and she dreses well for that.
Why I should be like her: She has a hawt superstar boyf. She is good looking and stylish.
Why I should not be like her: Still american. She is not super famos over heer herself. Less iconc that Miley (she's so great!).


Sunday 30 October 2011

Rolemodel Candidate #3: Miley Cyrus

Miley 
Name: Miley Cyrus.
Age: 18
Famous for: Singer and actrass and Hannah Montana.
Why I should be like her: shes sexy and classy and talented and she is seriosly famos. she dresses realy well and she is a fashion icon as well as a star. Her natral hair color is the same as mine.
Why I shouldnt be like her: How could I live up to that? Also she is still american and I am still not.

More Miley

Saturday 29 October 2011

Rolemodel Candidate #2: Lucy Hale

Lucy
Name: Lucy Hale.
Age: 22.
Ocup: Actres and singer.
Style: Sofisticated and fashionabel. Elegant. She wears dark colors alot becos she has dark hair and eyes.

Why i should be like her: she is very pretty and she dresses really well. she has lots of talennt and she haz been in many poplar shows.
Why i should not be like her: she is not as famos as some of the others and she is not in the news alot or date any1 super cute. She doesnt hav a very distin... uniq style.

Another picture of Lucy

Handriting

Mr. Crow askd about my handriting practiss and so i am posting todayz. i am not vry good at it witch is why u havent seen it befor!!! LOL



<3 Bekki <3

Friday 28 October 2011

Spellng

u may have notised a degrdation in the speling on my blog resently. this is why!!
Bekki,
After the incident with the sign, I have been considering your general level of spelling and I find it unacceptable. From now on in your blogs and emails, please ensure that at least one word in eight, and half of all five-letter or longer words are spelled incorrectly. Exceptions to this are your name, "boys", "fashion" and "clothes", which you may use freely.
More punctuation, too, please. The exclamation mark is particularly useful.
Sir 
this is vry hard!!!!!!!!

<3 Bekki <3

Magazine Report: Look 31st October


Cute boy on covr: no :(
Free gift: no :(

Look is a mag all abot fashion. it is full of pics of stars and of dresses and cute jewlry and stuff. here are some Bekki-relavent tips.


  • a full skirt creats curves with flared hem and clevr pleats!
  • skin primr hides pores and makes skin look flawles
  • this seasons colour is musterd. (not sure)
  • lots of cool ponytail looks.


Gossip: about cheryl cole and her secret boyf. chloe green is seeing aston merrygold.

Capricorn: u have tons of enyrgy to burn and it's not the gym you're intrested in as the flirt in u surfaces. use it 2 ur advantage.

Thursday 27 October 2011

Rolemodel!!!

well voting went way qwi... more fast than i thought it would.

i said 5 votes and there have been 8 and so my current rolemodel is

MILEY!

MILEY!!
She is so cool and so stylish! I dont think i could ever be that cool and sofisticated. i am watching intervues with her and her talking so i can act like her more. thank you all for voting and remember that you can keep voting if u want miley to remain my hero or want sumwon else!

<3 Bekki <3


Rolemodel Candidate #1: Courtney Stodden

Courtney
Name: Courtney Stodden
Age: 17
Ocup... Job: singer and model and famos person.
Style: Kind of slutty. she almost always has big hoop earrings and shows a lot of cleavage. she has died blond hair and wears a lot of makeup.

Why i should be like her: she is trashy and i am sometimes trashy too and she has an older (51! thats older than rocks) hubbie and i hav an older Sir who tells me what to do.
Courtney (17) and Hubbie (nearly dead)


Why i shouldnt be like her: she is very american and i am not. shoud i be that trashy?

vote continues in poll on page! vote to change my rolemodel!




Wednesday 26 October 2011

Reader Mail

well hello bekki, aren't we just the biggest little nancypants on two skinny legs? i must say, you're a good little fairy for your Master, however, what you should do is find a girl rolemodel to model your dumb little self after. a Selena, a Miley, a Lucy Hale, a Courtney Stodden (if those names are unfamiliar, you better get googling right away, precious! and to remind you, google is what you use to search for stuff on the internet). after all, how else are you going to know how to act and walk and talk?
That is sooo right! But sir says that he dosnt care which 1 i pick and that i should ask my blog. so i have made a little pole where u can all vote! when there are 5 votes i will choose the winner as my rollmodel but the poll will remain open and if the winner changes then they will become my model and if there is a tie then i will be confused.

vote early and often!

i shall make a post about each one ova the next few days with why they are gr8t and maybe not so gr8t!

<3 Bekki <3

Sorry

Last nite i carried out Sir's punishment for missing a mag report
Me sorry

Closeup of sign



I didnt realise i was flashing my panties everywhere *so embarrassing* lol.

<3 Bekki <3

Tuesday 25 October 2011

Reminders

One of the things about the bra, panties and tights combination is that I never quite forget that I'm wearing them. The thong slides up between my butt cheeks. The tights press all over my legs. And the bra... I'm always aware of it. A constant light constriction around my chest. Every time I breathe I feel it. A reminder. The thought that follows: I am Bekki.

There's something secure and comforting about it. Like a strong boys arms wrapped around me. Escape is impossible... And rapidly becoming undesirable.

<3 Bekki <3

Monday 24 October 2011

Magazine Report: Glamour November 2011

I think this mag is more grownup than Sir really wants but a girl has to dream and also there arent many teengirl magazines.

Free gift: None :(
Cute boy on cover: No, but it does say "Men Men Men!"
Key fashion tips: Snakeprint is in this winter!
Key weightloss tip: Cut down on foods that create insulin - replace sugar and refined carbs with fibre-packed carbs and protein, and get active. (I guess the Get In Shape, Girl diet plan is OK!)

Horoscope: I am likely to have to pick up the pieces of friends lives this month, and I will be especially charming at the end of it.

50 hottest men: Too many old guys, but RPat and Taylor at 1&2 sell it for me. Sorry Ash, Justin's only at 45.

Lots of cute fashion tips and retro makeup!

Oh...

Bekki,
One of the things you should know about me is that I'm quite good at counting, particularly when the number I'm counting to is "one". You are required to post two magazine reports a week, and I only count one for last week. 
 As this is your first offence, I will be lenient. I want a picture of you in an outdoors space, dressed acceptably and holding an appropriately apologetic notice. Before Sunday. And the magazine reports I am owed.
 Sir.
O.M.G!
<3 Bekki <3

 
 

Sunday 23 October 2011

Crisis!

Oh no! ive run out of underwear! I dont have enough panties to cope with wearing them every day and im just about out. Emergency laundry is underway but I totally need to get more.

This wasnt a problem I thought id be having a couple of weeks ago. Now i have to decide what I should get.

do you think that these are cute enough to make up for the fact that they arent super skimpy?


Or should i stick to thongs?

<3 Bekki <3

Saturday 22 October 2011

I don't know what I'm doing. I sat through all of the x-factor today. And I really did think that Frankie was cute. I found myself thinking "if I post about how cute Frankie is, maybe that will please him."

I don't know who he is. I'm sure he's someone I see often. Maybe a colleague. Maybe a "friend", maybe just someone who I pass in the street on a regular basis.

I don't know. I look around with suspicion. But I /know/ he's watching. And I know how much damage he could do to my life. So I try and please him. And maybe this post will displease him and I'll be in trouble. But I don't... No, I do care. I'm scared, and I hate him, but I'm also horny /all the time/ lately.

So I'll post this, because I guess I know that it'll please him to know the state he's got me in.

New Crush!

Ive been glued to the X-factor - which is like pop idol, right, and Frankie is just gorgeous!
See:

the world is full of haters who say he cant sing, but I think theyre missing the point.

<3 Bekki <3

Friday 21 October 2011

Magazine Report: Girl Talk! 19 Oct - 1 Nov

So, like, I struggled to find an appropriate mag that I hadnt already read? So I went with one that's a bit younger and one that's a bit older cos they'd average right?

This is the younger one.

Free gift: Cute folder, pad and pencils.

Stars: Capricorn You're a born TV presenter! (Well, most of that sentence is right!) I share a sign with Louis and Zayn from 1D!!!

There were 10 cool stars items, including a cute starry purse from New Look.
No real goss or news :(

<3 Bekki <3

Thursday 20 October 2011

OMG

Bekki,
I am concerned about your weight. You need to slim down noticeably. Below find the "Get in Shape, Girl" diet. It will do for a start, until you find another diet in a magazine.
  1. Breakfast: Fruit only.
  2. Lunch: Salad. No meat, no dressing, no cheese, no mayonnaise.
  3. Dinner: You may eat what you wish, but when given the choice you should select no "Man" foods - no steak, pick chicken instead. It's not hard to work out the girliest choices on the menu.
  4. Snacks: Carrot sticks. Dried fruit. You may have small amounts of chocolate, but you should look guilty when you eat it, and only have a couple of bites. You may chew as much gum as you like.
  5. Drinks: Diet drinks, water. Occasional small white wine. No beer!
  6. Exercise: Three times a week. You may swim or run. No weights, no rowing. The idea is to lose weight, not gain muscle.
 That shouldn't be too hard for you. Please report on your weight weekly.
Sir.
OMG. Thats like a full training program. And salads and fruit only?

<3 Bekki <3

Wednesday 19 October 2011

One week... one week...

One week from the first email and I'm sitting in a meeting with the Chief Technical Officer of the company. I have a wad of bubblegum in my mouth, that I'm strenuously resisting the temptation to chew. My lips taste of strawberry from the chapstick that I've started using. I'm aware of the bra that's hugging my chest, and I'm pretty convinced my thong is riding up above the waistband of my trousers again.

How long is this dull meeting going to last? It's been like hours since I got to check the celeb news on my fone! It's so not fair. Pretending to be a grownup is sooo boring.

I'm losing. I'm really losing. I have to pick up another magazine to review tomorrow. Help?

<3 Bekki <3

Tuesday 18 October 2011

WTF?

I have one of those feed thingies set up to read like blogs and celeb news and things? So that I can keep up like im supposed to?

And im like scanning down the headlines and i go
The Stone Roses Comeback? ... nah. dull.
young-apprentice: lord-alan-sugar-unveils-12-new-wannabes ... nah. business is like *yawn*

The-Big-Question-Do-Demi-Moore-and-Ashton-Kutcher-deserve-some-privacy? Well i think that's a good question! *read*
Elle Women in Hollywood Tribute event – the frocks ... all over it like Selena on Justin.

what is happening to me?

<3 Bekki <3

Monday 17 October 2011

Rituals

Bekki,
You should be settling nicely into your new life now. I approve of the way that you seek out crushes and have adapted your language. Now I will lay out the things that you will do on a regular basis.
  1. Shave, remove bodyhair - every day. All of it.
  2. Moisturise - twice daily morning and night.
  3. Brush your hair - 100 strokes a day.
  4. Check for celebrity news - daily.
  5. Apply a clear coat of nail polish - daily.
  6. Wear panties (clean), tights, bra, vest top - every day except with permission.
  7. Remove built up nail polish - once a week ONLY.
  8. Produce a page of handwriting - three times a week.
  9. Buy and report on a magazine - twice weekly.
You may accept suggestions to be added to this list from your readership. I may request proof of any item at any time. Place this list prominently on your blog.
Sir.
That's so much! How am i sposed to keep up with all that? And more stuff to come!

<3 Bekki <3

Sunday 16 October 2011

Magazine Report: Top of the Pops Oct 12


Free gift: Beauty uk nail art set. 4 polishes (3 diffrent pinks, 1 blue), 1 emery board, stick-on jewels.
Cover: gaga, but nice pics of  The Wanted <3, 1D and Aston.

Cool stuff: metallic glitter dips for nails. Hey, lil ash! Bie ber has a scent out, you should totally get it "someday".

Goss: JB has a snake! Austin Butler and Vanessa Hudgens have been seen cuddling up.

Feetures: The Wanted <3 love criminals. Gaga tips!

Trends: Bowtie blouses.Big stacks of bangles.

What's your flirt factor quiz: Do u always make eye contact when ur trying 2 flirt? Y!
Do u make sure u laugh at ur crushes jokes? Y!
Do u remember everything ur crush tells you? Y or bad things happen.
Have u ever asked a boy out? N.
Would u tell a rude joke if u thought it would make him laff? N.
Fab Flirt.


Stars: Capricorn. u should ask our ur crush. Some chance!

Mailbag #2


hi!

juss found ur blog and i think its SO funny, but a question?

Where r the movies? I mean mags are cool, but movies are better. When r u going to see the new Jacob Lauttner movie abducted? U know u have to.

Prolly should keep track of at least four of his outfits to make sure ur watchin close lol

from
the real thing

Dear reader,
It's Taylor Lautner. Dont u know anything?
He's cute. Not one of my faves, but cute. Look!
And yeah ill go see abducted and make notes. Thanks reader!

<3 Bekki <3

Saturday 15 October 2011

Oooh. Top of the Pops magazine has a full nail design set as the free gift. And free posters of boys!

More when I've read it /all/.

Friday 14 October 2011

Thoughts

It's been two days, Bekki. Tell me, how does it feel?

I expect another magazine report by the end of the weekend.

Sir.

I'm scared. I cried myself to sleep last night. But I'm not sure if I'm more scared by the threats Sir made, or by how every time I say "I am Bekki" there's a bit inside me that leaps up for joy.

I didn't have to respond like that to my "concerned reader" - I'd already been looking at pictures of "The Wanted" and thinking how like cute they are.

Those "like"s seem to be dropping in unbidden.

I don't know if I cried because of Sir or because of that mean concerned reader.

I just don't know. My head is spinning and I don't know if that's because I'm falling or flying, scared or thrilled, happy or sad.

<3 Bekki <3

Thursday 13 October 2011

Mailbag #1

Bekki,

You do realize that all these celebrities you worship are fake right?  They're all photoshopped, and don't care about your fandom.  So put away all those fantasies about marrying the singing flavor of the month or whatever, because it's only a way to squeeze money out of your carefully manicured hands.

A concerned reader
That is just so not true. It's not not not.  Look at Jay from The Wanted:
He's totally 4 real and sooo cute. He wouldn't take advantage of me. But it's Max that makes me go all gooey inside.

He's kind of dangerous, but he has trustworthy hands. Look at this video of them. I could totally be the girl at 0:51-1:08. If I had smaller boobs and darker hair.



So thank you for your concern, reader. But I know that if I make myself pretty enough they totally will notice me.
Or one of the lads from 1D.
Or Frankie from the X-Factor.
Oh they're /all/ so dreamy.

Magazine Report: Shout Oct 12


Free gift: Catwalk Collection Glamour Eyes - False Lashes, mascara, eyeliner pencil, glitter stick, stick-on jewels.
Cover: No boys. jessie j with cute mouse ears.
Goss: Cher Lloyd has been slagging off Cheryl Cole about X factor.
1D have launched a new phone range.
Harry Styles has a crush on Frankie Sandford.
Trends: polka dots are IN on cute flippy dresses with mesh panels and on nails.
Checks are in too - matalan have a gorg flirty check miniskirt.
Stars: Capricorn: Show your best friend how much she means to you. Use eyeliner to create a retro look.
What I learned: hot mascara tips, and some hints on backcombing for volume.

Wednesday 12 October 2011

On waking up

Good morning, Bekki.
Were you thinking that yesterday was just a bad dream? Or did you wake up and think "I am Bekki"? 
On your way into work today, you should buy a copy of "Shout", "Mizz", "Teen Now" or other teen-girl appropriate magazine. You should select it based on the free gift or a cute boy on the cover. 
Read it cover-to-cover, then write a report on it. Get used to this.
 Sir.
 That's so cool! I'm sure I won't feel embarrassed buying one of those!

Will I?

<3 Bekki <3
 

Punishments

Much better, Bekki.
Pink and hearts, that's my girl.
I want you to order the following things:

  1. For best: 

  2. For fun: 

  3. For always: 
That last item should be always around your right ankle. Ensure that they are delivered to your work as soon as possible. Every time that you disappoint me, a new rule will be imposed. This is your second rule.
Sir
I just can't wait until that darling anklet arrives and I get to wear it always!
<3 <3 <3
Bekki

Oh...

As I expected, you have created the blog. That is good. 
It is nowhere near acceptable, though. Understand this, Bekki. You are a young-acting sixteen-year-old girl. You will always be this, inside, no matter what you appear to the outside world. Your blog should look like that of a young-acting sixteen-year-old girl. Make it so, or else. You should always sound like a sixteen-year-old girl.
You should also explain very clearly what you are, so that no-one mistakes what is happening to you.
Sir. 
I have made a cute banner and a background and it's full of hearts and boys and all the other things I love and I hope that pleases sir and anyone who looks and I'm sorry if I offended.

The font is all nice and proper and curvy.

The old "about" text said:
This is a blog written by Bekki.
I've been commanded by a mysterious man who emailed me anonymously to create it. I don't know what else he has in mind for me, but I'm worried.
I just know the new one is better.
<3 <3 <3
Bekki

Email from out of the blue.

Did you think you wouldn't get caught? Did you think you could parade yourself on those websites and nobody who knew you would ever see?
No. You don't get to know who I am. You can call me Sir. Not that you'll get to talk to me much. All you have to do is obey. Or your secret gets sent to everybody at that place you work, everybody that I know you know. All over facebook, google. Everywhere. 
You will signal your acceptance and submission to me by doing the following:

  1. Set up a blog. I notice you have been calling yourself "Rebekah". It's a nice name, but it's too grown up for you. Your name is Bekki. You will call yourself, in that secret place in your head, "Bekki". You can call the blog "Bekki's New Life" and put it at http://goodgirlbekki.blogspot.com.I'll be looking for it being set up. Once it's there, there's no turning back.
  2. You will post to it every day. You may miss up to three days a month, any more than that and you will be punished. Stop blogging for more than a week and your secret... isn't a secret any more. 
  3. Set up an email address and make sure it is prominent on the blog. You must respond to any email sent to you, no matter how filthy.
  4. Post every email I send to you to the blog. Commands, punishments... anything. You do not need to reply - I am not interested in what you have to say, just your publicly visible obedience.
  5. Add some friends. Girls like you, that kind of thing. I know you know what I mean.
I'm sure you'll be able to do all that. Or you know what the consequences are. 
Welcome to your new life, Bekki. 
Sir.
 My name is Bekki, and this is my blog.